Some Reactions on Osama's death

Afridi: So what if he was a terrorist? we accomodate everybody. We have bigger hearts than Indians!

Mayawati: This is unfair! The US Navy Seals Team should have been constituted of atleast 30% Dalits! I am building another statue in the memory of the fictitious Dalit US Navy Seal who looked like an Elephant.

Ravi Shastri: I have a feeling Osama is not just dead, he is no more alive!

George W. Bush: Where is the Washroom?

Sanjay Leela Bhansali: I shall make a movie on Laden titled 'Blew'

ManMohan Singh: Madame ji, Main kya bolun?

Soniaji: Chup Chap Rahulbaba ke kapde istri karo!

Sharad Pawar: Is the land of Osama's former hideout under sale?

CBI: We think Osama might have killed Aarushi Talwar.

Poonam Pandey: I shall not strip for 13 more days in order to mourn the death of Osama Bin laden!

Shiney Ahuja: I did not rape the maid!

5 Reasons for 'The Ayodhya Verdict' coming out without Riots

1. Hindus and Muslims were confused as to in whose favour was the decision made.
2. Both sides outsourced the weapons procurement to Suresh Kalmadi. On the day of the verdict, they didn't receive any.
3. They were afraid that Mayawati would take advantage of their fight and demand a fourth part of the disputed land to build her statue.
4. Both sides also outsourced their food procurement to Suresh Kalmadi. Half of their 'army' suffered from food poisoning.
5. Tamil Hindus and Muslims were waiting for 'Endhiran' to release.