Afridi: So what if he was a terrorist? we accomodate everybody. We have bigger hearts than Indians!
Mayawati: This is unfair! The US Navy Seals Team should have been constituted of atleast 30% Dalits! I am building another statue in the memory of the fictitious Dalit US Navy Seal who looked like an Elephant.
Ravi Shastri: I have a feeling Osama is not just dead, he is no more alive!
George W. Bush: Where is the Washroom?
Sanjay Leela Bhansali: I shall make a movie on Laden titled 'Blew'
ManMohan Singh: Madame ji, Main kya bolun?
Soniaji: Chup Chap Rahulbaba ke kapde istri karo!
Sharad Pawar: Is the land of Osama's former hideout under sale?
CBI: We think Osama might have killed Aarushi Talwar.
Poonam Pandey: I shall not strip for 13 more days in order to mourn the death of Osama Bin laden!
Shiney Ahuja: I did not rape the maid!
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